"QUOTES"
"Spirituality is the ability to get
our minds off ourselves."anon
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DAILY
Gratitude In Action
The story of Dave B., one of the founders of A.A. in Canada in 1944.
For the first year, all the meetings were held in my home.
There were people all over the house. The wives of members
used to come with their husbands, though we didn’t allow them
in our closed meetings. They used to sit on the bed or in the
kitchen, where they would make coffee and snacks.
I believe they were wondering what would happen to us.
Yet they were as happy as we were.
Alcoholics Anonymous - Fourth Edition p. 198
Step Six - "Were entirely ready to have God remove
all these defects of character."
So Step Six–"Were entirely ready to have God remove
all these defects of character"–is A.A.’s way of stating
the best possible attitude one can take in order to make
a beginning on this lifetime job. This does not mean that
we expect all our character defects to be lifted out of us
as the drive to drink was. A few of them may be, but with
most of them we shall have to be content with patient
improvement. The key words "entirely ready" underline
the fact that we want to aim at the very best we know or can learn.
Twelve Steps and Twelve Traditions p. 65
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ABRAHAM
1.our promise to you …
Let your undivided attention and your dominant intention, the thing that matters more to you than all other things put together, be to get into the vortex, to consistently get into the Vortex and milk it while you are there.If you let being in the Vortex be what matters most, ALL of these problems that have produced all of these solutions will appear to you. It takes the trying out of it. You don’t have to try to get in the Vortex.
When you swim with those dolphins, it takes you right there. There’s no effort there - you’re just in the Vortex!
But there is something in this physical world that says, "Because it’s easy or because it is joyful, you must not be paying enough price. You’re supposed to suffer. You should get on that pitcher’s mound and pitch until your arm aches. You should get on that focus wheel that Abraham has offered and practice it until your mind is numb… You should suffer your way into the Vortex" is what humans want to say.
And we say, "Nah! Just get in the Vortex! Use the easiest thing in the world that you can find to do to get in the Vortex. Focus, think it, do it, drink it! Whatever it is, Get in the Vortex! Get in the Vortex!
And as you consistently do it, it is our promise to you that the Universe will deliver to you the path to all the dreams that you have dreamed.And then we want to say, it’s the PATH that is the exciting part!
Phoenix 12/5/09
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Vernon Howard’s SECRETS OF LIFE
"An individual sadly and badly injures himself by calling himself
a winner, when in fact he is a loser. We have our ideas and opinions as to what constitutes winning and according to those false standards and values think thereby that it is legitimate to call ourselves a winner. For example, you have certain prides, certain vanities and you have certain accomplishments and possessions in your home, in your garage, in your bank. These - to a sleeping human being – are called evidences of having won, of having succeeded at what you were supposed to succeed at as a human being.
Very seldom does a man or a woman challenge this disastrous
self-concept of what it means to win.
If you even need to win anything, including the argument,
including getting your way, the very fact that you have a
compulsive need to win means that there is a loser there
trying to win, which means that the winning must be losing
in actuality.
It is so essential for you to listen to yourself talk to
yourself and catch instantly all such definitions of you
being right, being the winner."
from a talk given 4/5/1986 Vernon Howard’s
Higher World - MP3 CD Volume 3, talk 54
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Ralph Towner is a multi-instrumentalist
playin the twelve-string and acoustic
guitars, piano, synthesizer, percussion
and trumpet.
He began his career as a conservatory-trained
classical guitarist, which you will hear in his playing.
In 1970 he formed "Oregon," which integrated folk music, Indian
classical forms, and avant-garde jazz-influenced free improvisation.
He also played on Weather Report’s 1972 jazz fusion album
"I Sing the Body Electric."
http://www.jazzonthetube.com/page/391.html
SEEDS FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR MIND
The paradox of life’s journey
"It is only when we realize that life is taking
us nowhere that it begins to have meaning."
P.D. Ouspensky
"All major mystical traditions have recognized
that there is a paradox at the heart of the
journey of return to Origin. …Put simply,
this is that we are already what we seek,
and that what we are looking for on the
Path with such an intensity of striving and
passion and discipline is already within
and around us at all moments. The journey
and all its different ordeals are all emanations
of the One Spirit that is manifesting everything
in all dimensions; every rung of the ladder
we climb toward final awareness is made of
the divine stuff of awareness itself; Divine
Consciousness is at once creating and manifesting
all things and acting in and as all things in
various states of self-disguise throughout all
the different levels and dimensions of the universe."
Andrew Harvey
"Look at you, you madman, Screaming you are
thirsty And are dying in a desert When all around
you there is nothing but water!"
Kabir
"After changes upon changes, we are more or less the same."
Paul Simon
The Daily Guru
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A SCATTERING OF SEEDS
BUDDHISM
The deva asked,What causes ruin in the world?
What breaks off friendships?
What is the most violent fever?
Who is the best physician?"
The Blessed One replied,
Ruin in the world is caused by ignorance;
friendships are broken off by envy and selfishness;
the most violent fever is hatred;
the best physician is the Buddha;
The deva continued,
Now I have only one doubt to resolve and absolve:
What is it fire cannot burn, nor moisture corrode,
nor wind crush down,
but is able to enlighten the whole world.
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Robin Williams on Charlie Rose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SS4LGOKPuU&feature=fvw
HUMOR
I’ll trust you that you paid
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers.
Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.
"But I paid, don’t you remember?" says the customer.
"Okay," says the bartender, "If you said you paid, you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person
he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of
whether his customers have paid.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer
and later pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid,
I’ll take your word for it."
Soon the customer goes into the street,
sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.
The man hurries into the bar and begins to
drink high-balls when, suddenly, the bartender
leans over sand says, "You know, a funny thing
happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer,
neither paid and both claimed that they did.
The next guy who tries that is going to get punched right in the nose."
"Don’t bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds.
"Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way."
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"QUOTES"
"The ankle-biters of everyday struggles will
eat away at me unless I go to meetings and share. " anon
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DAILY
As Bill Sees It
"Perfect" Humility, p. 106
For myself, I try to seek out the truest definition of humility that I can. This will not be the perfect definition, because I shall always be imperfect.
At this writing, I would choose one like this: "Absolutely humility would consist of a state of complete freedom from myself, freedom from all the claims that my defects of character now lay so heavily upon me. Perfect humility would be a full willingness, in all times and places, to find and to do the will of God."
When I meditate upon such a vision, I need not be dismayed because I shall never attain it, nor need I swell with presumption that one of these days its virtues shall all be mine.
I only need to dwell on the vision itself, letting it grow and ever more fill my heart. This done, I can compare it with my last-taken personal
inventory. Then I get a sane and healthy idea of where I stand on the highway to humility. I see that my journey toward God has scarce begun.
As I thus get down to my right size and stature, my self-concern and importance become amusing. Grapevine, June 1961
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ABRAHAM
1.Satisfaction in life is intertwining
Yes, you are vibrational beings first and foremost. But yes, you are here in this physical body. And yes, in this physical body you are causing an
expansion of that which you are. And in the blending of the nonphysical and the physical you, the blending of the emotional you and the physical you, there is a satisfaction in life that cannot be achieved by being only nonphysical or by being only physical. In other words, an intertwining of
all that we all are is necessary for the joyful experience that you have come forth to live. Phoenix 12/5/09
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Vernon Howard’s SECRETS OF LIFE
Self-shocking produces new thinking.
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Hammond B-3 jazz organ wizard Tony Monaco began his keyboard life at age 8, on the accordion. When he was 12, his destiny as a jazz organist was sealed when he first heard Jimmy Smith
on the Hammond B-3.On his 16th birthday, he received an encouraging phone call from
Jimmy Smith, himself, who soon became his mentor and teacher.
http://www.jazzonthetube.com/page/388.html
SEEDS FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR MIND
"One of the tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon, instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today."
Dale Carnegie
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Oprah Winfrey
Deep, abiding joy is available to anyone who learns the secret of
pursuing every task with energy and dedication, as though it were a calling.
Thomas Kinkade
The value of life lies, not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them: a man may live long, yet live very little.
Michel de Montaigne
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not return hurt for hurt.
Jerry C. Whybrew
LAUGHTER
"You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself."
Ethel Barrymore
Today I can laugh at myself. I do not take myself too seriously and I am beginning to grow. I used to be so serious. Having the "poor me’s",
sitting on my pity pot demanding attention; I was so unhappy. And I was causing my unhappiness.
Then a friend listened to my complaints for half an hour and then began to laugh, giving out a real belly-laugh and at that point I began to laugh, too! My attitude was so stupid, selfish and futile that it
demanded a laugh to shake me out of it - at that point I began to grow.
Today I laugh at my funny little ways, my funny little walk, my ridiculous pretensions, my grandiose behavior. Today with the laughter
comes humility.
O Lord, let me experience the miracle of laughter.
The Daily Guru
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A SCATTERING OF SEEDS
BUDDHISM
The deva asked,
What is attraction?
What is repulsion?
What is the most horrible pain?
What is the greatest enjoyment?
The mind is everything.
What you think you become.
The Buddha replied,
Attraction is wholeness;
repulsion is unwholesomeness;
the most tormenting pain is bad conscience;
the height of bliss is redeemed awakening.
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Billy Connolly - Colonoscopy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMsPNI6EZE
HUMOR
JOSE & CARLOS
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend."Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos’ sign reads;I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.
"What’s wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"
Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"Jose’s sign reads:
I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico
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" QUOTES"
We don’t change the message of AA —
The message of AA changes us.
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DAILY
Resentment is the "number one" offender.
It destroys more alcoholics than anything else."
Alcoholics Anonymous, How It Works, pg. 64~"
Honesty
The biggest word for me in AA is "honesty."
I don’t believe this program would work for me
if I didn’t get honest with myself about everything.
Honesty is the easiest word for me to understand
because it is the exact opposite of what I’ve been doing all my life.
Experience, Strength and Hope, pp. 400-401. ~
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ABRAHAM
1.EVERYTHING else will take care of itself
All of these processes that we offer were for the sake of training your ability to focus. In other words, to show you that you have the ability of complaining or praising, of leaning negatively or in the positive.You have options and you’ve shown yourself that you have those options.
But now the emphasis we are really encouraging you… is use ANY excuse in the world that you can to get in the vortex.Don’t stand outside the vortex with your issue, determined that you are going to fix this issue so you can get in the vortex.
Instead, use *anything* and you have endless things!
That’s what the dolphins are about for you. They’re showing you:
"Look, You’re in the Vortex!!! Look, You’re in the Vortex!!! Look, We’re in the Vortex!!! This is the Vortex!!!"Use anything and everything to get into the vortex. And EVERYTHING else will take care of itself.
Phoenix 12/5/09
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Vernon Howard’s SECRETS OF LIFE
The Greatest Secret on Earth
“What is it? By contacting a Higher Power,
a man can live an entirely new life, both in the
here and now and in the there and hereafter.
There is another way to live. I assure you that this is no mere opinion of mine. There is something else beyond this ordinary life.”
(From Vernon Howard’s classic book
The Mystic Path to Cosmic Power)
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A precious and rare live recording.This is the Miles Davis Quintet at the Teatro Dell’Arte in Milano, Italy
on October 11th, 1964, with Wayne Shorter (tenor saxophone), Herbie Hancock (piano), Ron Carter (bass),
Tony Williams (drums).
This is considered "the second great quintet"
that Miles assembled from 1964-68, after playing with what’s known as the "First Quintet" with John Coltrane
from 1955-58.
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SEEDS FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR MIND
"In forgiving ourselves, we make the journey from guilt for what we have done (or not done) to celebration of what we have become."
Joan Borysenko
Pitying yourself will get you nowhere. Things aren’t always going to go the way you want them to, but still you must set the rules regarding how you respond to them. There is incredible beauty, in the gentle and quiet spirit, precious in God’s direction.
SweetyZee
"He who cannot rest, cannot work; He who cannot let go, cannot hold on; He who cannot find footing, cannot go forward."
Harry Emerson Fosdick
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."
Benjamin Franklin
If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could be better changed in ourselves.
Carl Jung
Voices we prefer to ignore may speak words we need to hear.
Don Deal
BEAUTY
"Beauty is not caused. It is."
Emily Dickinson
So many people think that beauty is what you do to yourself; what you wear, makeup, clothes, hairstyles or expensive jewelry. Again it is so easy to get caught up in "things". Reality is not about what we wear
but who we are.The beauty that God has created comes from within. The twinkle in the eyes that says "hello". The hug that says "I love you". The gentle embrace and smile that says "I forgive you". The tear that cries "I
understand". When God said to the world, "It is good", Beauty was born. Drugs and crazy relationships only get in the way of us being what we were intended to be: beautiful for God.Today I seek to put God’s beauty in my actions, words and attitudes.
The Daily Guru
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A SCATTERING OF SEEDS
BUDDHISM
The deva said,
Who is the most dangerous thief?
What is the most precious treasure?
Who can capture the heavens and the earth?
Where is the securest treasure-trove?
The Blessed One replied,
The most dangerous thief is unwholesome thought;
the most precious treasure is virtue;
the heavens and the earth may be captured by the mind’s eye;
surpassing rebirth locates the securest treasure-trove.
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Wanda Sykes on Gay Marriage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IHdaJOZe7E&feature=related
HUMOR
Only in America
…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America
…..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America
……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America
……….do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..
Only in America
…..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER …
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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"QUOTES’
"Honesty is the absence of
the intent to deceive. "anon
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DAILY
A pile of wisdom and experience is packed into the Twelve Steps. I have even compared the inspired forty minutes during which those steps were given to the Founder, to the Ten Tables of Law that were given to Moses on Mt. Sinai. Many skeptical folk are inclined to say,"Oh, this is a gathering of previous experience; it didn’t come all at once like that." I have no doubt about the previous experience entering in; but I know that there are inspired hours when people have been able to gather and put down compendia of truth in a fashion that can only be called "inspiration". It is an hour when men’s powers are at a high pitch and tension, and when the Spirit of God hovers near, making suggestions. I doubt that the Twelve Steps that have changed the course of existence in so many thousands of lives could have been the product of a mere hum, an insight, an observation. And they can and will bless anyone, alcoholic or not, who will follow through and be obedient to them. They are morally and spirituality and psychologically and practically sound as they can be.
Dr. Samuel M. Shoemaker
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ABRAHAM
1.Satisfaction in life is intertwining
Yes, you are vibrational beings first and foremost. But yes, you are here in this physical body. And yes, in this physical body you are causing an expansion of that which you are. And in the blending of the nonphysical and the physical you, the blending of the emotional you and the physical you, there is a satisfaction in life that cannot be achieved by being only nonphysical or by being only physical. In other words, an intertwining of
all that we all are is necessary for the joyful experience that you have come forth to live.
Phoenix 12/5/09
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Vernon Howard’s SECRETS OF LIFE
The insight into saving energy
produces cosmic confidence.
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Neil Young - Old Man - Live at Massey Hall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vef03k5i8VI
SEEDS FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR MIND
To give without any reward, or any notice, has a special quality of its own
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Listen to your feelings. They tell you when you need to take care of yourself, like finding a friend if you feel lonely, crying if you feel sad, singing and smiling if you feel happy, and acting frisky if you feel good.
Pat Palmer
Being happy doesn’t mean everything’s perfect, it just means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections.
"The spiritual journey, the path of recovery and personal growth, is a detoxification process in which we bring up and out the negative beliefs we have carried with us from the past and that now poison the present."
Marianne Williamson
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out."
Art Linkletter
As long as you’re recreating yourself, why not start by simply being GLAD! to be alive?
LUMPYSEZ
"He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away."
Raymond Hull
"God doesn’t play dice."
Albert Einstein
God always leads us toward life.
Gracie M. Willingham
SOLITUDE
"People who take time to be alone usually have depth,
originality and quiet reserve."
John Miller
I need to be alone. I need time to listen to my thoughts, consider my opinions and strengthen my body. I need to pull away from my hectic life to be alone with me.
As a drinking alcoholic I hated to be alone. I became paranoiac about "leaving the fort" - today I accept that nobody is indispensable and that the world will still be there when I return from the desert!
Today I grow in the stillness of solitude. I can rest in that "still" part of me that is the essential me.
God is very close to me in the silence of self.
Lord, in the stillness of Your life, I am healed and rejuvenated.
The Daily Guru
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A SCATTERING OF SEEDS
BUDDHISM
The deva said,
What is the greatest gain?
What is the greatest loss?
Which armor is invulnerable?
What is the best weapon?
The Blessed One replied,
The greatest gain is to give to others;
the greatest loss is to greedily receive without gratitude;
an invulnerable armor is patience;
the best weapon is wisdom.
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Stand up Comedian Erik Myers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-9ewHONfGY&feature=related
HUMOR
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’
The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’
The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
The fourth surgeon chimes in, ‘You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.’
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are interchangeable’
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"QUOTES"
If you are an alcoholic you shouldn’t drink,
if you are not an alcoholic,
you don’t need to drink." Anon
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DAILY
"The spiritual life is not a theory. We have to live it."
Alcoholics Anonymous,4th Ed. Into Action,pg83
aughter
hen my AA sponsor began to laugh and point out my self-pity and ego-feeding deceptions, I was annoyed and hurt, but it taught me to lighten up and focus on my recovery. I soon learned to laugh at myself and eventually I taught those I sponsor to laugh also.Every day I ask God to help me stop taking myself too seriously.
~ Daily Reflections, p. 59~
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ABRAHAM
1.Find the Feeling & Thoughts Will Occur to You
Law of Attraction is really responsible for what all of you are thinking about, but you are responsible for setting the vibrational tone that brings these thoughts. Do you get that? So when you find the emotional feeling and fixate there until you begin to feel it, now thoughts that back that emotion up start occurring to you.
Abraham-Hicks, Sydney, 12/13/09
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Vernon Howard’s SECRETS OF LIFE
"When having cosmic bravery,
there is no need to think about it."
Cosmic Command, # 1418
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The Ornette Coleman PrimeTime Band
performs "Dancing In Your Head"
at the Live Under The Sky Festival
in 1986.
Ornette plays the alto sax, violin,
and trumpet at this concert,
along with both Burn Nix and Charles
Ellerbee on guitar, Larry McRae and
Albert McDowell on bass, and Denardo
Coleman and Kamal Sabir on drums.
http://www.jazzonthetube.com/page/392.html
SEEDS FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR MIND
"Emotions are the next frontier to be understood and conquered. To manage our emotions is not to drug them or suppress them, but to understand them so that we can intelligently direct our
emotional energies and intentions…. It’s time for human beings to grow up emotionally, to mature into emotionally managed and responsible citizens. No magic pill will do it."
Doc Childre
"By starving emotions we become humorless, rigid and stereotyped; by repressing them we become literal, reformatory and holier-than-thou; encouraged, they perfume life; discouraged, they poison it."
Joseph Collins
Treat your friends as you would a bank account -
refrain from drawing too heavily on either.
Samuel Johnson
The Daily Guru
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A SCATTERING OF SEEDS
BUDDHISM
The deva asked,
What is the sharpest sword?
What is the deadliest poison?
What is the fiercest fire?
What is the darkest night?"
The Blessed One replied,
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;
the deadliest poison is covetousness;
the fiercest fire is hatred;
the darkest night is ignorance.
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Chris Tucker Comedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSlatrwcA0&NR=1
HUMOR
HELLO Tech Support
Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; Can you help?’
Operator: ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’
Customer: ‘It’s on the door of your business.’
Operator: ‘Sir, those are the hours that we are open..’
Samsung Electronics
Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’
Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I Need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the Number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I think it means the telephone plugon the wall.’
RAC Motoring Services
Caller: ‘Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am Traveling in Australia ?’
Operator: ‘Does the product name give you a clue?’
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )
‘If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change
The steering wheel to the other side of the car?’
Directory Enquiries
Caller: ‘I’d like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?’
Caller: ‘Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off.’
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: ‘Woven? Are you sure?’
Caller: ‘Yes. That’s what it says on the label — Woven in Scotland ‘
On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box
Told a worried operator: ‘I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write The number on.’
Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.’
Customer: ‘OK.’
Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’
Customer: ‘No.’
Tech Support: ‘OK . Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?’
Customer: ‘No.’
Tech Support: ‘OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this Point?’
Customer: ‘Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.’
Tech Support: ‘OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can You see the ‘OK’ button displayed?’
Customer: ‘Wow! How can you see my screen from there?’
Caller: ‘I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if
I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?’
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