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JOKE JAN.6

January 6th, 2009 · No Comments

How many Washington recovered alcoholics does it take to catch a fish? Answer: They don’t catch any fish. Their always too busy going to meetings and posting experience, strength and hope in recovery forums. It only takes one Washington [...]

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SOBRIETY JOKES JAN.5

January 5th, 2009 · No Comments

How many recovered alcoholics from California does it take to change a light bulb? Six–one to change the light bulb, one (preferably a sponsor) to support the ladder, and four others to share the experience. How many practicing alcoholics [...]

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JOKE JAN.4

January 4th, 2009 · No Comments

Flying Around A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position and course to fly to the airport. [...]

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JOKE JAN.3

January 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

Fly the Friendly Skies An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver’s old [...]

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JOKE JAN.2

January 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

Brittish Air True Story As we know, we see discrimination in some form or another almost everyday. The following story shows us the side of diversity that we are all working for. It is a pleasant twist to see that there are companies and individuals who face discrimination head on, if [...]

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