"QUOTES"
If you are an alcoholic you shouldn’t drink,
if you are not an alcoholic,
you don’t need to drink." Anon
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DAILY
"The spiritual life is not a theory. We have to live it."
Alcoholics Anonymous,4th Ed. Into Action,pg83
aughter
hen my AA sponsor began to laugh and point out my self-pity and ego-feeding deceptions, I was annoyed and hurt, but it taught me to lighten up and focus on my recovery. I soon learned to laugh at myself and eventually I taught those I sponsor to laugh also.Every day I ask God to help me stop taking myself too seriously.
~ Daily Reflections, p. 59~
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ABRAHAM
1.Find the Feeling & Thoughts Will Occur to You
Law of Attraction is really responsible for what all of you are thinking about, but you are responsible for setting the vibrational tone that brings these thoughts. Do you get that? So when you find the emotional feeling and fixate there until you begin to feel it, now thoughts that back that emotion up start occurring to you.
Abraham-Hicks, Sydney, 12/13/09
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Vernon Howard’s SECRETS OF LIFE
"When having cosmic bravery,
there is no need to think about it."
Cosmic Command, # 1418
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The Ornette Coleman PrimeTime Band
performs "Dancing In Your Head"
at the Live Under The Sky Festival
in 1986.
Ornette plays the alto sax, violin,
and trumpet at this concert,
along with both Burn Nix and Charles
Ellerbee on guitar, Larry McRae and
Albert McDowell on bass, and Denardo
Coleman and Kamal Sabir on drums.
http://www.jazzonthetube.com/page/392.html
SEEDS FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR MIND
"Emotions are the next frontier to be understood and conquered. To manage our emotions is not to drug them or suppress them, but to understand them so that we can intelligently direct our
emotional energies and intentions…. It’s time for human beings to grow up emotionally, to mature into emotionally managed and responsible citizens. No magic pill will do it."
Doc Childre
"By starving emotions we become humorless, rigid and stereotyped; by repressing them we become literal, reformatory and holier-than-thou; encouraged, they perfume life; discouraged, they poison it."
Joseph Collins
Treat your friends as you would a bank account -
refrain from drawing too heavily on either.
Samuel Johnson
The Daily Guru
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A SCATTERING OF SEEDS
BUDDHISM
The deva asked,
What is the sharpest sword?
What is the deadliest poison?
What is the fiercest fire?
What is the darkest night?"
The Blessed One replied,
The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;
the deadliest poison is covetousness;
the fiercest fire is hatred;
the darkest night is ignorance.
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Chris Tucker Comedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSlatrwcA0&NR=1
HUMOR
HELLO Tech Support
Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; Can you help?’
Operator: ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’
Customer: ‘It’s on the door of your business.’
Operator: ‘Sir, those are the hours that we are open..’
Samsung Electronics
Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’
Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I Need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and Telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the Number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I think it means the telephone plugon the wall.’
RAC Motoring Services
Caller: ‘Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am Traveling in Australia ?’
Operator: ‘Does the product name give you a clue?’
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )
‘If I register my car in France , and then take it to England , do I have to change
The steering wheel to the other side of the car?’
Directory Enquiries
Caller: ‘I’d like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?’
Caller: ‘Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off.’
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: ‘Woven? Are you sure?’
Caller: ‘Yes. That’s what it says on the label — Woven in Scotland ‘
On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box
Told a worried operator: ‘I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write The number on.’
Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.’
Customer: ‘OK.’
Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’
Customer: ‘No.’
Tech Support: ‘OK . Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?’
Customer: ‘No.’
Tech Support: ‘OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this Point?’
Customer: ‘Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.’
Tech Support: ‘OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can You see the ‘OK’ button displayed?’
Customer: ‘Wow! How can you see my screen from there?’
Caller: ‘I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if
I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?’